I was having a pretty hectic day and I know I was in a rush to get home so when I came out to find my bike looking like this I was thrown for a loop. I was literally speechless for a minute.
It was Aprils Fools Day and I was the fool, I took this picture and quickly picked the stuff up so I could get home. I was struggling to think of what Bee Eee Dee stood for as I got my gear on. I was feeling pretty dumb for not figuring it out and thought to myself “You’re going to feel really dumb once you do figure it out”. Truer words were never thought before. I did not think about it much as I made my way through heavy traffic to the freeway, but sure enough a few minutes down the freeway I began thinking of it again.
And then it hit me. Not Bee Eee Dee, not B. E. D. but BED, bed. Monster under the bed. Sure enough… I felt a bit stupid for not figuring it out earlier.
I still don’t know who my motorcycle vandal was. I have some suspicions, but I haven’t gotten the DNA or finger prints back from the lab. I’m waiting before kicking in their door and taking them away to prankster prison.