Rip Off! Ducati Club Rules

I found this on BARF, which I normally avoid like the plauge because the stupid gets to me sometimes. However, the post in question was linked to me by a trusted friend and in it was this gem:

The first rule of Ducati Club is you do not talk about Ducati Club.
The second rule of Ducati Club is you DO NOT talk about Ducati club.
Third rule of Ducati Club, someone yells Shit!, goes limp, and spills their frappuccino, the ‘bucks meetup is over.
Fourth rule, only two riders to a buck’s table.
Fifth rule, one latte at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no non-Dainese jackets, no low-end boots.
Seventh rule, meet-ups will go on as long as they have to as long as the latte foam doesn’t go flat.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first day at Ducati Club, you have to buy the pastries.

Credit goes to Spidey(on DMF)/Monstermonster (on BARF)


About MotoCynic

I started riding motorcycles in 2006, and there is no going back. I've ridden more than 100,000 miles, most of it on a Ducati Monster, and despite setbacks and murderous BMW's I'm loving every mile.
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